Taggy Time! =D

[ F.A.R.T. ] Freakingly Amazing Rectal Tension Ver. 1.0 by Wasabi

1.Define Fart.
o.O? The title says it all. =D

2.Define Flatulence.
Gas produced from the @rse of more educated people.

3.Do u fart often ? And if u do. Does it smell of roses and raspberries?
It smells like... FART! Yay~

4.Do you have an idol at home? If u do. Is it ( perchance ) that of the Almighty Fart Emperor ?
Emperor of Fart? Wooo~ nope. My idol at home doesn't worship Fart Emperor, only the Monkey God! Yesh~

5.Do you mind answering questions 3 and 4? If you do, kindly tell us why.
Nope, I don't mind. So, no needa answer this. =P

6.Do you bottle your fart ? If so. Explain why. If not, please do so. =)
Bottles fart sounds interesting. It shall be made into FART BOMB! Just light it and throw, just like what you do to molotov cocktail! =D

7.Who do you know farts a lot and inhales fart on a daily basis?
Aha, Wasabi said he's the man! Woot!

8.Do you fart excessively in times of dire need? Define dire need.
D: WTH! O.O! Err... Aha, yes yes, when the toilet needs me very much. Aye, just before the bombing begins. DIRE NEED! XD

9.Do you wish for this tag to end?
*shrugs*

10.Describe the most outstanding feat you have ever achieved using the insane powers of fart-ism.
I err... hmm... poisoned all my enemies. =D
But the problem is, I have none. So... *shrugs*

11.Have you ever tried electrophoresis on fart ?
Electrophoresis? Woa, hmm... I wonder how this can be done. Do we dissolve it in some solvent? Or encapsulate it in some kinda liposome? *shrugs*

12.Have you ever farted a million times in your life? If so, describe the effect it has on your rectal muscles.
A million times? Woooo, no idea, I never really made a counter for farting. But I don't think I reached that yet. XD

13.List down the properties of the fart you possess.
-Definitely smells like fart
-Poisoning
-First sign of emergency... aye!

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